The Eliot Jennings Drinking Game

WARNING: Attempting the Eliot Jennings Drinking Game (EJDG) is hazardous to your health. We urge you, for the sake of your liver and all that is holy, do not attempt the EJDG. Collective Dissonance accepts no responsibility for the actions you perform under the influence of the EJDG, and by continuing on this website you understand that you play this game at your own risk.

Feel free to refine the definition of a drink depending on the level of inebriation you wish to reach. Those wishing to forget the class ever happened should drink only shots of hard alcohol, preferably 80 proof or higher.  Those wishing simply to make it through can take a hardy pull of beer or a nice gulp of the mixed drink of their choice.

Take ONE Drink when the following events occur:

• He walks into class wearing his brown sport coat
• He arrives with coffee from the Union
• He writes one word on the board and then discusses it for thirty minutes
• The discussion has nothing to do with the class you’re in
• He mentions casually that he was the EM in Galveston
• He talks about Hurricane Rita
• He paces past the same point more than once in one minute
• He takes a drink of the “coffee”
• He holds the coffee in his mouth before he swallows

Take TWO drinks when the following events occur:

• He misspells a word on the board and doesn’t realize it
• He talks about his career progression in Galveston
• He talks about the EOC he built in Galveston
• You realize you’ve just completely blacked out for the past ten minutes and you have no knowledge of what just occurred
• He suddenly and abruptly stops during a period of intense pacing

Take FOUR drinks when the following events occur:

• He shows up WITHOUT coffee from the Union
• He stands still for a period of time greater than two minutes
• You start to feel sick from watching him walk back and forth